darksydephil
"It wasn't a ragequit, it was a boredom quit"
"Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"
"Why am I poisoned!??! WHY AM I TOXIC!?!"
"I... I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct."
"Oh. The camera's on. The camera's been on this whole time, huh?"
He's only using online tactics dude, if he did that offline I'd win 100% of the time.
"Bugged game mechanic, nothing I could do.
"If I had a sex change and tits, I'd probably be fucking rich."