darksydephil


"It wasn't a ragequit, it was a boredom quit"

"Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"

"Why am I poisoned!??! WHY AM I TOXIC!?!"

"I... I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct."

"Oh. The camera's on. The camera's been on this whole time, huh?"


He's only using online tactics dude, if he did that offline I'd win 100% of the time.

"Bugged game mechanic, nothing I could do.

"If I had a sex change and tits, I'd probably be fucking rich."


i hope philamina gets the affirmation she deserves...

WHAT THE HELL JASPER JUST DID THAT!!